The eggs are huge, so we should probably take that into consideration. Dang. Wait, there are prizes that big? I didn’t even ask where he found it.
What if this is like Hunger Games and the key is… Do you think I can try to get a hint? Maybe. Hi Blinky.
I don’t know. Should I just complain about not having any eggs? Maybe the Pocari Sweat is what we had along the way. I don’t know if it’s free.
Rob them. I’m like, oh. Maybe simulated. I don’t want to get arrested again.
Wait, is this… Oh, 60 pesos for Pocari Sweat. That’s vibes, but… Oh, dang.
It looks like they’re taking a picture. Okay, I’m going to move out. Let’s go. I’m like, yeah, sure.
I’ll do social media if they hand me a freaking egg. Eggs or die. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, I don’t know how to…
Okay. Oh. Oops. Sorry.
Okay, damn. There’s no way over this. I need to use my GTA skills. Not me sweating and dying.
Our currency is now egg. Oh my god, I want to find an egg. It’s not a marathon, it’s an egg hunt. Fam.
Okay, maybe I’ll ask them. Maybe I’ll ask questions. Oh, excuse me. Can I ask or can I see the claimed eggs?
Are they all like large? They’re small. Okay. Okay, let’s like study it.
Okay, small, large, even. Two sizes. Okay, so they exist. They exist.
Eggs exist. Get it? Get it? Okay.
Okay, I’ll go look for it. Thank you. These are the people who actually found them. Damn.
Do you think we can get someone to like hand one over? Do you think… Okay, look. Are we better at socio-political navigation negotiation or are we better at like physically finding stuff?
I was like, do the eggs exist? They exist. Get it? Okay, I’m going to keep looking.
Flip. There’s also some in Salcedo. I don’t even know where Salcedo is. Well, there seem to be still like a lot of prizes.
What if we… Should we negotiate and try to… They exist. Hey.
[music] Find a one. You know what? Even if I don’t find any eggs, at least I’m vibing. I need to find one.
I’m going to kill someone in game. I’m going to… Wait, is this how it works? It started…
It started with… Oh, I see your egg and I want one, too. There are a limited number of eggs, therefore… Therefore I…
Punch. Punch. Punch. Give me egg.
Give me egg or give me freedom. Existence. Wait, what if it’s… What if it’s a conspiracy?
What if… What if the eggs were never really there at all? They said there’s two sizes, this and this. So, we’ll immediately find them anyway.
Maybe we can find someone to team up with. We help them find the egg, therefore we feel like… Don’t killjoy. No KJ.
There are only a couple like really huge prizes. [sighs] I just hope I don’t like burn my entire face again. Oops. I don’t know.
Where? Maybe… Oh, yeah, if someone said they found… Oh my gosh, there are some in the parking lot.
Oh, excuse me. Did you just find that egg in the parking lot? No, I just someone gave me it. Oh.
Negotiation. Negotiation. [laughter] Okay, let’s ask the police. Maybe I’ll…
Maybe I’ll tell them. Um… Okay, I’ll ask. Hello, excuse me.
Pa… No. Hi. Y- They don’t know if there’s still any, but someone gave them one and I was like dang.
Maybe we can make friends and convince them to give us the cookies. Ohayo gozaimasu. Am I a weeb? Probably.
Someone said they found some here. I’m going to cry. Parking lot full. Wait, this is probably the worst possible business to be in right now, which is like a parking lot on a no-car Sunday.
The weather is good. They existed. They were like, yeah, no, someone just gave them to me. Oh my gosh, this guy looks like he’s good at finding them.
Maybe I’ll ask him. He was like, there was a yellow one over there. Maybe this is an exercise in… in friendship.
Oh, excuse me. Pa, did you find eggs? I’m sorry about that. Oh.
I’m sorry about it. I did find one. Another got surprised one. Oh, you found?
Here or like… At what time? Like early? Like 6:00 a.
m.? I saw it happened at like I think 4:30 something. 4… 4:30?
4:30 something. Oh, in the morning? Oh my gosh, someone… This is starting at 4:30 a.
m. Easter egg. The Easter egg hunt started at 4:30 when they said it starts at 6:00. Happy Easter.
Wait, can I… Happy Easter. Happy Easter. Yay, to gig.
No, they said it started at 4:30. I was like, oh no, I shouldn’t go early, you know, that’s cheating. And I was like, what? What?
What the hell-y? And… And he only found one. And he found it at 4:30 a.
m. The hell-y? Maybe I can negotiate to be given… given an egg.
I’m like, what the hell-y? [sighs] Yo, I told you. Easter egg hunting in the Philippines is low-key… low-key…
low-key cracked. I don’t get why. I’m so sad. Well, even they are looking for them.
Even the police doesn’t know where they are. Maybe you can ask for a ride from the police. Excuse me. Pa, um are there eggs in Salcedo?
And… Right? Salcedo? This way?
Like inside? This way? Straight? [laughter] Oh, it’s like…
Okay, wait. You know what? Even if we don’t find eggs… Wait.
They’ve got the music. Wait. Oh, no. Play again, Pa.
Please. This is so funny. [laughter] Just keep the vibes high. [laughter] Okay, we actually have to find the eggs.
Thank you. Oh my gosh, I need to find at least one or… or I’m going to get grounded or something. Welcome to Gitos.
I need help. Bro. Side quest. They said go straight.
What if there… Manifest an egg. What if it’s like a rain dance? Welcome to your…
Oh god. The eggs are the friends we made along the way. Shut up. I need the prizes.
People were like, huh? Welcome in. Bushes, flower beds behind planter pots. But they’re like freaking huge.
Maybe… Maybe the key isn’t to look deeply. Maybe it’s to like move fast. The journey is at least good.
True. Tigui the founder. Yo, Halloween? Like you guys have to understand, I’m Filipino.
That means we don’t talk about Halloween. We talk about Christmas. Oh. It’s a horse.
True. True. Dear god of horse, please bless this stream and help me find at least one egg. Please.
Gabriela Silang, the first Filip- She’s a girl. The first Filipino badass was a badass horsewoman. The first Filipino to lead revolt against the Spanish. Sorry, Spanish people.
In Ilocos during 1973, after the murder of her second husband, that’s basically equivalent to me not getting any eggs. She led his troops in a policy of harassment. Her title became Generala, where she was captured and after trial, she was hanged publicly? Dubs out to like this amazing woman.
Dubs out. My great great grandma. True. True.
Call me a Generala. I’m so sad, bro. Well, do you think they’re in the station? It’s okay.
I’m going to Filipinas for the win. Okay, let me just like tie my hair cuz now I’m getting like super sweaty. That’s your ex?
Okay.
